I think I’ll procrastinate by making a list of things to do to procrastinate!
1. Wrap Christmas Presents
2. Upload new music onto my iPod
3. Tell people via text, “I really need to study”
4. Decide that I need more Pepsi when I still have half a glass.
5. Organize my stuff for finals tomorrow but not actually do anything with it.
6. TUMBLR.
7. Update my Facebook status to “Studying for finals!” when really that’s a lie because I’ll just decide I need to make another “How well do you know me” quiz or draw on someones Graffiti wall.
8. Paint my nails then redo them cause I don’t like the color.
9. Draw something lame on paint.
10. Walk to my fridge multiple times in hopes that something new will be there for me to eat….despite the fact that I’m not hungry.
11. Make chocolate milk.
12. Call Greta about something I already know the answer to.
13. Decide that I can watch a movie and study at the same time.
14. Only pay attention to the movie.
15. Write a list in the best handwriting I can muster of gifts that I still need to get for my family members, then Christmas-ify it.
15. <—-Pretend to forget number 16 so I have to type an extra point about it.
16. Spy the scrapbook from when I went to England 7 years ago and decide that I need to look at it again and read every detail my mom wrote down.
17. Fix my make up even though I’m not going anywhere.
18. Call my mom just to “check in”
19. Convince myself that my dog needs a bath—then give him one.
20. Be sad that I can’t think of anymore things to do in an attempt to procrastinate.
